i just google imaged poop.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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