If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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