new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
