I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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