Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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