they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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