I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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