Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
