Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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