dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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