Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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