Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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