Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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