yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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