Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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