Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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