who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
NoShamevember. You game?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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