So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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