I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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