At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Fuck appropriateness.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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