Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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