Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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