Where did you get a picture of my penis
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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