I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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