Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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