There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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