I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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