She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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