is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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