Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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