I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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