i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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