Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do herpes really smell.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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