We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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