i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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