I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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