who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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