O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
