let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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