weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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