I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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