You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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