Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm really busy with my period
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