My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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