They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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