GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Randomize