She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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