all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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