? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i believe in u and ur pee
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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