so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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