My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
