She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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