I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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