he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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