soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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