Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Randomize