these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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